How you can laugh your way through those tough parenting moments...
Victoria lifted up my shirt and poked my belly button. Olivia shouted, “Don’t, Victoria, someone might be in there!”
Olivia screamed from the bathroom, “Mommy, my leg came out!” So I ran, freaking out….it turns out her pant leg was inside out.
Do you have kids? Do you sometimes want to send them to their bedroom until puberty? And other times, do you want to hug them until they burst?
What about those moments when they say something so innocent and incredibly cute or hilarious that you wish you had a pen and paper so you could remember it?
Well, that’s exactly what I did. My children have given my husband and I so many gifts, but the most precious has been laughter. I made a record of each funny or cute thing that they said since the moment they could speak.
It’s all here in this short yet unforgettable ‘Kids Say The Darndest Things’ style memoir.
No thanks, Mommy, I peed yesterday is a witty, side-splittingly funny comedy that can be enjoyed by both young and old.
The more than 250 humorous comments, explanations, and kid-thoughts will stay with you for years to come!
Victoria lifted up my shirt and poked my belly button. Olivia shouted, “Don’t, Victoria, someone might be in there!”
Olivia screamed from the bathroom, “Mommy, my leg came out!” So I ran, freaking out….it turns out her pant leg was inside out.
Do you have kids? Do you sometimes want to send them to their bedroom until puberty? And other times, do you want to hug them until they burst?
What about those moments when they say something so innocent and incredibly cute or hilarious that you wish you had a pen and paper so you could remember it?
Well, that’s exactly what I did. My children have given my husband and I so many gifts, but the most precious has been laughter. I made a record of each funny or cute thing that they said since the moment they could speak.
It’s all here in this short yet unforgettable ‘Kids Say The Darndest Things’ style memoir.
No thanks, Mommy, I peed yesterday is a witty, side-splittingly funny comedy that can be enjoyed by both young and old.
The more than 250 humorous comments, explanations, and kid-thoughts will stay with you for years to come!
